This is a song about a whale. NO. This is a song about being Eridan.An Eridan Ampora fansong. I recorded this with a sore throat so maybe i’m nuts for posting it, but I sorta liked the outcome even if it isn’t perfect. :)
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I am a prince and I live in a ship and I aim my rifle and I shoot from the hip
and I have a friend I pity quite a bit
she said “grab your gun let’s have some fun, share with me your perigees
I have responsibilities, I cannot run!”“I do not wish the death of any living thing, I might be a killer but one day I shall be queen and put an end to slaughter, but until then I’m keen on staking claim to land and sea and everyfin between.”
I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules
but when have angels ever helped me yet?
and magic isn’t real and anyway it doesn’t matter
cause no matter what I conjure it could not help be me deflectthe angry death of every hopeful thought
that I might be a lover or a fighter that I’m not
in someones spider web or net I could be caught
but I’m too bitter, better off alone, guess I forgotSo what? Do you want me to say sorry?
should I apologize, when you ignore me?
I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely
or to be hatched into an ugly storyI am a prince and I had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares
but then I guess I bored them both to death
And now I think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces
better yet invent a brand new method of ascensionI’m impressed, you’ve managed to survive
but rest assured we’d all be better off dead than alive
cause when they get a-hold of us we’ll all be batter fried
and I’m surprised that nobody’s considered switching sidesSo here I am, respectfully and royally destroying
any chance of getting back on your good gills
And I don’t want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple
well then bleeding’s the new breathing, don’t you think I will!I used to wish the death of every living thing
I might be your killer but you’d never be my queen
so put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams
I’m done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seemsThat I am just pathetic, I won’t be overlooked
I’m past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook
I’ve made a manifesto, I’ve been bested by a crook, but never more!
I’m planning on reclaiming what he took…So what? do you want me to say sorry?
should I apologize, when you ignore me?
I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely
or to be hatched into an ugly story
to be hatched into an ugly storyOh my, this pantomime is getting gory
I am a prince and I live in a ship
I am a prince and I live in a ship~
WOW
holy shitOMG.
I love you.
<3
WOW. JUST. WOW.
eridan. wow. this. i. wow
more scarey insane eridan
- caligulasAquarium [CA] joined chat
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- CA: hey sol
- TA: hey.
- CA: wwhats up
- TA: pii22ed off.
- TA: what the fuck diid you do two me?!
- CA: i/ dont knoww wwhat your talking about sol
- TA: ii ju2t woke up and ii am not..me.
- CA: heh
- TA: the2e gog damn che2t 2ac2 are heavy a2 fuck.
- TA: fiix iit.
- CA: oh but before i do
- CA: i just wwanna say
- CA: congrats
- TA: on what?
- TA: how fa2t can you change iit.
- CA: on the death of your belovved acourse
- TA: what?
- CA: brought to but yours truly me
- TA: what doe2 that mean?
- CA: so i guess ya could say thank you to me
- TA: ed what the fuck diid you do?!
- CA: for i have gotten rid of girl wwho wwas just going hold ya back in life
- CA: so i guess i deserve a thanks after all
- TA: who diid you get riid of?
- TA: what.diid.you.do?
- CA: oh
- CA: dont play stupid with me sol
- CA: *wwith
- CA: wwho do you think
- TA: wiith you ii don't know.
- CA: begins wwith a f
- TA: WHAT DIID YOU DO TWO HER?!
- CA: ends wwith a i
- CA: o)( o)( eridan please
- CA: dont )(urt me im sorry
- CA: heh
- TA: where the fuck are you.
- TA: ii'm goiing two kiill you.
- CA: like im going to tell yeah
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- CA: but ill tell you wwhere you can find your belovved
- CA: oh but you left
- CA: tisk
- CA: tisk
- CA: tisk
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msparp spooky eridan theres acouple imma post
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- CA: heh
- CA: hey kar
- CG: HEH.
- CG: HEY AMPORA.
- CA: your just in time
- CG: TIME FOR A SEXY PARTY?
- CA: more or less
- CA: *evil glare in eye*
- CG: WHAT AM I JUST IN TIME FOR.
- CG: ...
- CG: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
- CA: follow me
- CA: *followw
- CG: NO THANKS.
- CA: *grabs him*
- CA: *drags him* heh "no thanks" no thanks my ass
- CG: .... CAN YOU KIND OF RELEASE ME.
- CG: PLEASE.
- CG: JUST KIND OF DROP YOUR GOD DAMN HAND.
- CA: *pushes you into the transportalizer and enters also grinning evily*
- CA: heh
- CA: heh
- CA: heh
- CG: ........................................
- CG: WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
- CA: heh its a suprise place i made
- CG: FOR?
- CA: *enters into a lab full of dead bodies but three catch your eye the bodies of sollux kanaya and feferi*
- CG: .... ERIDAN.
- CA: *the three are of which hanging from the cieling*
- CG: ERIDAN WHAT DID YOU DO.
- CA: *grining and chuckling*
- CG: *Facepalms*
- CA: wwhos the wworthless one noww *he asks the bodies*
- CA: i thought might havve wwanted to knoww wwhere your friends are
- CG: YEAH.
- CG: GOT IT.
- CG: NOW I'M JUST GOING TO... *He backs up to the transportalizer*
- CA: wwait thats not all
- CG: ......... WHO?
- CA: theres a seconds room
- CA: *second
- CG: .. WHAT'S IT FOR.
- CA: it hold more stuff come look
- CA: *he says egerly*
- CG: ... ARE YOU GOING TO CULL ME.
- CA: no come look
- CG: *He sighs but follows him, still keeping his distance*
- CA: *eridan sounds really excited during all this*
- CA: *grabs something from the top shelf*
- CG: WHAT;S THAT?
- CA: here
- CG: ...
- CA: this is wwhat i wwanted to showw ya
- CA: *gives kk a sicle identical to the exact one he owns
- CA: *
- CG: ...... WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME THIS?
- CA: because its yours
- CA: wwhale yours noww
- CG: WHY ARE YOU GIVING THIS TO ME?
- CG: SO MANY QUESTIONS...
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- CA: because
- CA: i killed your friend
on of the most adorble~ RPs i have ever done((wwhale squish!))
- ▲: hii
- ▼: hi im ewidan an im thwee swweeps old!
- ▼: its nice to meet you!
- ▲: aw your acctually.... cute
- ▼: *flails* im not cute *pouts with cheeks puffed up*
- ▲: aw
- ▼: howw are you?
- ▼: *cheeks are still puffed and pout is still there*
- ▼: hello?
- ▲: come on kid here
- ▲: heres 2 boombucks
- ▼: uh okay
- ▼: uh wwhy are you givvin me money?
- ▲: because you are the cutest thing ever
- ▲: *becau2e you are the cute2t thiing ever
- ▼: um *hugs* thank you?
- ▲: no problem and you 2aiid your name ii2 eriidan ampora and your 3 2weep2 riight?
- ▼: yeah im ewidan ampora!
- ▼: an im thwee swweeps! *shows three fingers*
- ▲: well ya 2eem liikea good kiid
- ▲: *ruffles eridan hair*
- ▼: hehehehe. *smiles brightly*
- ▼: you knoww i dont knoww your name mister!
- ▲: oh iim 2orry iit2
- ▲: 2ollux
- ▼: its nice to meet you sollux!
- ▼: can i call you sol please?
- ▲: 2ure
- ▼: yay!
- ▼: so howw are you today sol?
- ▲: heh
- ▲: iim fiine what about you
- ▼: im fine too! weally happy!
- ▲: you know eriidan, ii2 iit okay iif ii call you ed?
- ▼: sure sol!
- ▲: well ed ii know when you get older iim po22iive your goiing two bee a briight, hansome, clever man you hear?
- ▼: okay yay! hehehe! *grins toothily*
- ▼: thanks sol! *hugs Sollux*
- ▲: *hugs lil eridan*
- ▼: youre a weally nice twoll sol! im sure you havve lots an lots of friends!
- ▲: well not really but ii do have a couple of good liike ii know youll have
- ▼: weally sol?!
- ▲: yeah *smiles and nods*
- ▼: yay!
- ▼: that wwould be so nice
- ▼: wwe can play lots an lots of games!
- ▲: you eriidan ii have a friiend liike you
- ▲: hes a really good guy
- ▲: *you know
- ▼: weally?
- ▲: yup and that2 how ii know youll do good iin liife
- ▼: okay if you say so sol.
- ▼: *grins*
- ▼: hey sol wwanna havve a pilloww fight wwith me?
- ▲: ehhhh..... okay
- ▼: dont wwowwy the pilloww awe weally weally soft!
- ▼: so it wwont hurt alot
- ▼: *hands you a very soft pillow*
- ▲: okay fiine but dont let any of my friiend2 2ee okay? *sollux says inna really nice vioce to show hes olny kidding*
- ▲: **only, voice
- ▼: okay! *wwhacks Sollux with his equally soft pillow*
- ▲: *easily hitts ed making sure he doesent hurt the kid...its the last thing he wants to do*
- ▼: *Little Eridan laughs happily as he whacks Sollux's leg with his pillow*
- ▲: *smiles at the little kid and cant stop thinking about big eridan....*
- ▼: *Little Eridan lets out a loud roar, his pillow in front of him as he runs into the bigger troll tackle him* wwhale squish!
- ▲: *grabs lil eridan and swing into the air around one time before setting his feet back on the ground laughing*
- ▼: Wwwheeee! *laughs happily at being in the air*
- ▼: *when he lands, Lil Eridan puts his arms up in the air like hes cheering which he is* that wwas fun sol!
- ▲: heh ii dont care what you 2ay you /are/ cute okay?
- ▼: *yawns a bit before pouting, his cheeks puffed up angrily* im...*yawns again* ...not cute...
- ▲: heh whatever you 2ound aliitle tiired
- ▼: im... *yawns*... not tired! *hugs Sollux tightly*... I wwanna play wwith you more!
- ▼: *yawns again*
- ▲: okay look let2 make a deal
- ▲: iif you 2leep ii promii2e that when you wake we can play okay? *he says lifting lil eridan into his arms*
- ▼: *yawns, rubbing his eyes under his glasses*... okay... *clings onto Sollux*
- ▲: now let2 get you ready okay?
- ▼: okay sol... *smiles tiredly*
- ▲: *goes on one nee and takes your glasses off for you*
- ▼: ehehehe youre all bluwwy noww sol...
- ▼: *puts his scarf away*
- ▲: heh iit happen2 two me alot *he said with a smile*
- ▼: *struggles to get onto his recooperacoon*
- ▲: let me help *walks over there and lifts him into it*
- ▼: thank you sol...*yawns* youre so nice...
- ▼: *gets into the recooperacoon*
- ▲: *blinks twices snaping back from deep thought* oh thank2 2leep /whale/ okay? *smiled*
- ▼: ehehehe... 'o cay' sol *smiles tiredly*
- ▼: *closes eyes an goes to sleep*
- ▲: *steps into the other room while lil eridan sleeps*